Monday Monologue #73

An interior monologue from me (and sometimes the wife).

  • Misdelivered packages are a common occurrence and would not ordinarily be notable. Except when the package contains Gynol II Vaginal Contraceptive Gel and it’s delivered to your ultra-conservative next door neighbors who opened the envelope without checking who it was addressed to. They just re-sealed the envelope with a lot tape and put it in our mailbox on Sunday of rather than coming to our door.
  • I often take a box of donuts to work for myself and a couple associates whom I work closely with. Last Wednesday, someone went into my cube and ate them all while I was out to lunch. And they weren’t sitting out in the open. They were in the corner with the rest of my personal stuff. It was very clear that they weren’t the sort of thing that people could help themselves too.
  • I’ve used the remote start feature of my car more this year than all the other years I’ve had it combined. Sometimes, I don’t think about it until I’m on my way out; but, it’s been so cold that the frigid temperatures are omnipresent. It’s supposed to warm up later this week; but, the drive home was slowed by sleet and freezing rain.
  • The Wife’s new glasses are finally ready. We both have very poor vision so our glasses generally take a LONG time to make. They are also gigantically expensive since only a few labs make what we want. They look really good on her. Perhaps we’ll put them I a post.

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