I’m working on a project with a guy who has so little understating of technology that he can only answer my questions after I rephrase and simplify them multiple times. He can’t keep anything he reads or anything I tell him verbally in his head. He’s a “rock star” without the star. A very frustrating person to interact with!
I call them PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
Old Guy: That’s a good word for it. The problem is definitely in the chair. And they’re so hopeless they don’t even know that there is a bunch of stuff that they should know and don’t.